floydslist.com
Home About Us Privacy Terms & Conditions Add Your Link Add Your Article
Search:   
Get Free Links
 
   

Automotive

   

Food & Recipe

   

Recreation

   

Self Enhancement

   

Travel & Accommodation

   

Health & Therapy

   

Children

   

Banking & Finance

   

News & Events

   

Games & Play

   

Business & Commerce

   

Policies & Law

   

Academics & Learning

   

Society & Communities

   

Art & Culture

   

Research & Science

   

Home Family & Garden

   

Medicine & Treatment

   

Jobs & Employment

   

Sports & Adventure

   

Online Shopping

   

Relationship & Lifestyle

   

Property & Estate

   

Internet & Computers

 

  Home –› Self Enhancement –› Inspiration
   
 

Best April Fool 2006

   

For any of you that are interested ~ this may very well be my "Fairwell" e-mail! It's my blog which is my, well, goodby letter ~ of sorts ~ to my sister, Rita :) If I've never told any of you before, I really do love you. I'm exhausted now. This MS is a killer! Need to take a nap now... Maybe, I'll feel better when I wake up? ~Hugs~ Your buddy, Russ:)) My Blog URL

Saturday, April 01, 2006

Great Day To Blog
Current mood: cheerful
Category: Friends

Well, Russ, it's April fools day.

Yeah, buddy, it sure is. I don't feel much like doing an April fools after replying to that last e-mail to my Sis'.

You know, I do understand.

Yeah, buddy, because you're me too...

That's right, Russ. Maybe, if we post our reply to our sister's e-mail you will feel better?

It's worth a try. Hey, I'm beginning to feel better already...

On 4/1/06, rita smith wrote:

DEAR BROTHER RUSS, Hey Sis' :) ..>..>

THANK YOU FOR ANSWERING MY LETTER LAST NIGHT. I KNOW YOU MUST HAVE BEEN REALLY TIRED AT THAT TIME OF THE

NIGHT. Night? Day? Who knows the difference?

HONEY, I THINK ABOUT YOU AND I KNOW THAT YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN ONE THAT NEVER COMPLAINS AND YOU DO YOUR BEST TO LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE.....EVEN IF

YOU DON'T FEEL GOOD YOU HAVE ALWAYS HAD A SMILE. Not now, Sis,

I've got ~ as Mom used to call it ~ a goofy grin :)

RUSS, I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO IT........YOU MUST BE IN UNSPEAKABLE PAIN AT TIMES FOR THEM TO PUT YOU ON MORPHINE. I AM NOT AS SMART AS I USE TO BE, BUT EVEN I KNOW MORPHINE IS A SERIOUS DRUG AND THEY DON'T JUST

..>..> HAND IT OUT BECAUSE YOU TELLL THEM YOU HURT. Maybe, the gal

from Hospice ~that went with me ~ to put in a good word had something to do with it?

She's the same pretty lady that owns the piercings place and does tattoos. You remember, I told you guys a little about her in a previous e-mail, "LaFreeka" ! I guess, I forgot to tell you that she works for Hospice and that I met her when she came over to my apartment ~ to take care of me?

WHEN I WAS IN THE HOSPITAL WITH MY HIP REPLACEMENT, THEY HAD ME ON A MORPHINE DRIP. I COULD PUSH THE BUTTON AND EVERY 15 MIN.GET A FEW DROPS OF PAIN KILLER. I ALSO REMEMBER I PUSHED THE BUTTON A LOT BECAUSE I WAS STILL HURTING. I SO MUCH HOPE THAT "IT" WILL BE THE ANSWER. HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TAKING IT AND WHAT

..>..> SIZE DO YOU TAKE' Just took my third one. If my memerory serves me right,

Three days' They only gave me a five day supply dispite the fact that LaFreeka wanted me to HAVE more...

GOOD LORD, THAT ALSO MEANS YOU CAN NOT DRIVE A CAR. YOU WILL BE LUCKY TO DRIVE YOUR SCOOTER. RUSS, PLEASE TELL US WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH YOU AND WHAT KIND OF CONDITION YOU ARE IN. The Doctor who wrote my perscription said that, while on it, I should not drive, or use my handicapped scooter, or operate the Internet!

RUSS, WE LOVE YOU AND WE WANT TO HELP. LIFE GETS CRAZY SOMETIMES AND WITH ALL OF THE RAIN IN YOUR AREA LIFE DOES GET DARK IN THE DAYTIME TOO. PLEASE DON'T JUST SAY,"I AM ALRIGHT", WHAT DID THE DR. TELL YOU'?

..>..> HONEY, WE WANT TO KNOW BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU. Thank you, Sis'. I love you two too to death do us part :) About the dark in the daytime part, I'm still trying to figure out how to tell night from day. The DR. said that I shouldn't need the scooter because now I would be flying. She also said to have a nice trip!

BOB TOO, IS AS WORRIED AS I AM. DARN THESE COMPUTERS THAT WORK ONLY PART-TIME. WE LIKE TO SEE YOU BUT WE

WANT TO TALK TO YOU TOO. AND WE WANT YOU TO HEAR US.. Maybe, next time you will? Maybe next life around, I will be able to hear?

WE HAVE A REAL GREAT BROTHER, I AM SURE YOU KNOW. TONITE HE IS OVER AT CHRISTINE'S PLACE....SHE WASN'T FEELING GOOD AND HAS A BAD COLD. HE INSISTS HE IS TAKING ENOUGH ECHINACEA-GOLDENSEAL TO KEEP THE BUG AWAY. I SURE HOPE SO. I AM SURE GLAD THAT I LIKE HER.

I KNOW HE DOES. SHE IS SPECIAL. Is our brother afraid that she will give him "THE BUG?" He never told me that she had bugs ~ let alone "THE BUG!" ..>..>

YOU SAID THAT CASSIE'S SCHOOL MEETING YOU WENT TO TURNED OUT WELL. THAT IS GOOD NEWS. SHE IS A VERY

SPECIAL GIRL. BE SURE AND GIVE HER OUR LOVE.... I will, Sis', as long as our brother doesn't try to give her "THE BUG" too.

THIS IS A QUIET WEEKEND FOR ME. NOT TOO MUCH HAPPENING. OH WELL, THAT'S OK. SOMETIMES I JUST LIKE TO PULL THE WALLS IN AROUND ME AND NOT DO MUCH OF ANYTHING. TAZZ IS ALWAYS CLOSE BY AND I LIKE TO LAUGH

AT HIM. HE CAN BE FUNNY. You shouldn't talk about your dark haired boyfriend, Tazz, that way :( Sorry to chastize, Sis', but I can't quite remember where Tazz is from'

WELL RUSS, IT IS TIME TO LET GET ON WITH SOME MORE E-MAILS. PLEASE, THINK OF WHAT I WROTE AND GET BACK

TO US. WE REALLY DO CARE ABOUT YOU.. From this, you can see that I really care about you two too to send an April fools ~ like this:) It might just make a good ezine article after I send it on as an april fools to some other friends too? ..>..>

TAKE CARE AND STAY WARM

MAY GOD BLESS US ALL AND YOU TWICE.

LOTS OF LOVE, YOUR SIS RITA

~Hugs~ Your brother Russ:))

Author: Russ Miles
 
Author Bio:

Russ Miles

Rascal Russ Miles is an Apostle. You will discover more than you expect if you visit his personal website, MilesBooks.com.

Health ~ Wealth ~ and Love of God Spirituality await site visitors for Rascal "Shout from the rooftops" via his "Rascal's Free Reprint Articles" section.

Under the Pseudonym Russ Miles (the name he used for 58 years until The Lord revealed his real & spiritual name to be "Rascal"), he is author of the novel, For Sale By Owners:FSBO.

A ?Seasoned Real Estate NAR? Broker,? Rascal Russ was ~ for 5 hard years ~ increasingly disabled by "Incurable" Multiple Sclerosis. Now "Cured", Rascal writes books & articles on varied subjects.

Via his personal Rascal's website, MilesBooks.com, "Rascal's Blog", & his ezine articles themselves, Rascal maintains personal contact with those that e-mail him, and those whom he believes the God of this Universe has joined together with him as per Destiny's Devine Plan of Salvation for this Planet Earth! "Total Spirituality!"

Rascal's present time focus is on launching 'A Rainbow Reminder' free cyberspace deliverance vessel made available to "God's Chosen" who "Choose" to seek help for their problems involving health, financial lack, and need for increased spiritual understanding.

A 24 hours per day, 7 days per week, 365 days per year site is in the making ~ whereby visitors will be greeted by "Earth~Angels" committed beings who share the vision without charge with those who are led here.

As another Aposte, Paul, said (CEV) 2 Corinthians 2:17 A lot of people try to get rich from preaching God's message. But we are God's sincere messengers, and by the power of Christ we speak our message with God as our witness.

Paul also said, (CEV) 1 Corinthians 2:13 Every word we speak was taught to us by God's Spirit, not by human wisdom. And this same Spirit helps us teach spiritual things to spiritual people.

And as John, the Apostle of love, warned (NASB) John 3:11 "Truly, truly, I say to you, we speak of what we know and testify of what we have seen, and you do not accept our testimony.

 
 
 

Related Articles

 
Billionaire Attributes - Modesty: Ingvar Kamprad, Ikea's Founder & Owner
 
Forgiveness-Again and With a Bit More Understanding Than the Last Time
 
Blast Through the Walls of Procrastination with Motivational Audio Books
 
Be Not Afraid of Greatness
 
To Compete or Co-create? - That is the Question!
 
Self-Motivation for Trainers
 
The Art of Saying "No"
 
You are the President of Your Own Nation
 
Adult ADHD: Are You An Idea Machine?
 
How to Use Gibberish to Engage Your Audience as a Speaker
 
 
 
 
 

Inspiration from a Surprising New Discovery

Inspiration for a better future lies in a secret experience from your past which will energize your ... - Kenneth Little
 

Health, Wealth, Success and Happiness - 5 Keys to Creating Your Dream Life, Today

Are you aware of the fact that most spiritual belief systems are rooted in a handful of universal co ... - William Cole
 

Seven Steps for Stopping Your Procrastinating Ways

The article provides a logical and reasonable approach to beating procrastination. Don?t fall into t ... - Daryl Green
 
 

5 Top Tips To Discover Your Dream

How To Discover Your True Life Purpose - Chris Green
 

How To Turn Your Life Around FAST!

If we want to change our life, we have to change how we feel, because how we feel changes everything ... - Saleem Rana
 
 
Home -> Privacy -> Terms & Conditions  
© 2006-2008 www.floydslist.com All Rights Reserved Worldwide.